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imalmostoutofminutesdean:

sweettoothwanderlust:

i tried to scroll past it

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

milesjai:

irish-hugz:

forgive the super low quality, not sure what happened there

it was funny in my head and i wanted to see if i could share with you guys

OH MY GOD

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ 

kurokosspooksketball:

kurokos-kokoro:

#kurobas anthem

likls-likls-likls:

♥♥♥otp forever ship it 2 mi grave♥♥♥

onac911:

Cinnamon Challenge 

mutedfromexpression:

primaldata:

distancecaneatmyshorts:

blithebereavement:

ouyangdan:

defira85:

gastrogirl:

chocolate dipped coffee ice cream glazed doughnut sandwich.

… help

FUCK WILL YOU PEOPLE TAG YOUR PORN?

Oh my god that’s FILTHY

OH MY GOOD LORD IN THE SKY GIVE ME ONE OF THESE AND I SHALL BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

To say this is sinful is to lie to yourself. This is straight up damnation, sooo ummm where can I buy four of them?

I never thought I could be fucked in the mouth by a picture.

jollyasaroger:

hoechlintits:

always-peeniss:

X

stop making me laugh please. ive watched it 20 million times and its still funny

HE’S CATFISH JOe

yaaaay a goat